Not So Good Hamburgers

1 lb lean ground beef
1/4 tsp fresh ground black pepper
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp dried or 1 T fresh minced onions
barbecue sauce
ketchup
way too hot a fire
distractions
having to talk to guests instead of watching the grill
going to get more ice or potato salad instead of watching the grill

As much as we hate to admit it, it IS possible to get a bad result on an Old Smokey Charcoal Grill.  It almost never happens.  Our grill is so easy to use that things always turn out great.
But you never know, it might happen.  So, if things turn out bad, blame us and tell everyone this is the recipe you used.